In bad country, citizens are only allowed to use regime-approved social media.
Hitler dies
This is not the time to offer your criticisms of the Nazi party
So due to various reasons I don’t really care if my entire family gets tied to train tracks and run over tomorrow, but I still think it’s blithely comedic
Now that my dad is entering the Biden stage of his life, my siblings have started to fight over who gets what (By which I mean the shitty furniture in the house; also I got cut off a long time ago lmao 
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Apparently my brother is now demanding “unpaid rent” (at $3000 a month, over 16 years) from my dad because he lived with him and had to deal with the “mental anguish” and “caretaking responsibilities”.
The kicker is that my dad was always whining year after year about him living in his house and threatening to kick him out time after time (he never did). My brother was always whining about living with the old man too (he has his own house sitting empty that he can move to at any moment). They basically live entirely separately within the house lol.
It also came out that he was also siphoning money out of dad’s account (in addition to half of the pension that he somehow convinced dad to give him). Now my sister is mad and saying she should get the other half.
I found out about all of this after he sent me a five figure “invoice” for “caretaking services”
Smurf-ass motherfuckers. You’re not even real cops but you still wear that dumbass badge. Guess this is where all the academy dropouts ended up at. I see you taking your own backpacks straight past the checkpoints you fucking hypocrites. You couldn’t catch a bomb if it landed right on top of you you fucking fucks AAAAAAAAA!!!!! 
My butter knife could be used to take control of the plane? Holy fuck are you fucking listening to yourself? That’s literally my fucking job! Fuck you! And they give fucking butter knives to the business class passengers on the fucking plane, holy fucking shit!!! 
Don’t tell me I’ve been fucking randomed, I can see the green cleared icon reflected in your glasses you lying sack of shit, fuck you! 
We need to integrate a doomsday clock into the website that changes depending on how many new comments were made in the news mega in the past hour
Cops scare him off and chase ensues with the cops trying to crash the crowded hostage bus as man bleeds out. Random lady gets broken wrist after her car gets totaled by bus.
Get ready for the killing to start
Per Columbia SJP, the university has threatened to sicc the National Guard on students
Edit: Purportedly, the president (of Columbia) personally threatened this during “negotiations”. Supposedly they will “call” the National Guard (not sure how a private entity does that) if an agreement is not reached by midnight Eastern Time, ~~which is 8 minutes away at time of writing.~~ now passed
Edit 2: heard through the grapevine and through claims reposted by Columbia SJP on Instagram
Edit 3: Apparently the deadline has been extended to 8am. However, “Columbia Public Safety” (lol), the campus rent-a-cops, have begun identifying student journalists specifically denying them access to the campus. Intense speculation that they are trying to disrupt coverage for whatever it is they’re going to do next.
Edit 4: CPS has “corrected the error” and some student journalists have been let back in. The new deadline has passed but no word from the admin on whether they’ve begged the Guard to kill students yet. Also @SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net pin maybe? Seems at least marginally important. There’s a non-zero chance of not-summary executions of protestors happening after the bodycams mysteriously all fail simultaneously, should Columbia give the not-kill order.
Now seems like a good time to remind everyone that, in between TV interviews whining about feeling unsafe, Zionist students at Columbia continue to verbally harass and physically assault protestors
How China is covering the massacre
“Israel attacks civilians gathered to seek aid, killing 112”
It is worth noting that 袭击 carries a more sinister connotation, implying surprise and deliberate deception.
In case y’all wanted to know what actual journalism looks like.
Liberals love decolonization as long as it never leaves a sociology class.
One thing the Palestine situation has revealed is the pure, vapid emptiness of liberal ideology. I’ll bet you everything I own that every one of these universities putting out their genocide-supporting statements have some sort of land acknowledgement on their website.
It’s all virtue signaling. If indigenous Americans rose up and tried to take back their land, you’d see them change their tune real fuckin’ quick. They’d be shitting their pants over the brown savages coming to kill them and behead their precious white babies. They would demand concentration camps.
Modern liberal ideology is just conformism. It is a cynical weaponization of actual beliefs against anything revolutionary. It’s so-called “beliefs” can be twisted to mean anything at any time.
I was all for Palestine until they rudely interrupted my music festival next to the world’s largest concentration camp, forcing me to fly back to JFK in economy. They have left me no choice but to advocate for genocide.
Western “leftists” showing their whole ass. I’ve got a nice luxury resort for genocide apologists right here
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/initial-rescissions-of-harmful-executive-orders-and-actions/
Cuba redesignated as State Sponsor of Terrorism.