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Obsidian forms when lava cools very rapidly, limiting crystal growth. The lava pictured above most likely cooled slowly.

Why does "kicking it up a notch" have to entail completely butchering the meter? Actually infuriating.

Might have, brother. Might have.

I've found it's easier to weigh yourself with your head on then pull your head off and weigh yourself again. Subtract one from the other and you've got the weight of your head.

Food? Rent? Health Insurance?

People have been failing to understand philosophy since philosophy was invented.

This guy hasn't bought ammo recently.

All this attention being paid to Keep is making me nervous. It's the only Google product besides Gmail that I think is actually good nowadays and there's a very good possibility that it's because it hadn't been significantly updated in a decade.

There's no way this can backfire.

*Most people under 45 have shit to do. Also, I'm about to be aged out of this bracket and I have never once been asked anything by a pollster. I don't know if I believe these people exist.

Communism does not need to built up with a state either. A lot of communist thought points to the end goal of communism being the dissolution of the state entirely. I encourage you to do some more reading on the subject.