[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 63 points 1 month ago

Some of y'all are gunna learn today that on this same system there was StarWars Pod Racing, and you could use 2 controllers, one for each engine. You're welcome.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago

Are you fucking sorry??!?

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

Your tongue does not use different parts to taste different things. They taught that shit at school, they had infographics and everything. Also food pyramid is false, carrots do not improve night vision and you most certainly use nearly all of your brain, though i will concede that MAGAs may be only using 10%. I use arch btw.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

He'd remove the lid of the toilet exposing the refill tubes, take the hose off the tube and use it as a bidet. Then he'd take the shower curtain and make an air tight seal over the toilet tank and poke a hole, he sits on the hole and makes a new air tight seal and starts flushing the toilet, this creates a slight vacuum effect causing the water on his man seal from the bidet to evaporate a bit faster than being exposed to the air. Then he stuffs the curtain into the toilet clogging it and breaks off the float in the tank, the room very slowly floods with water, right as he is about to run out of air he takes a deep breath and starts shoving on the door and with the water filling the room there is enough outward pressure for the door to fly open and both he and the bathroom attendant are able to escape.

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Their surgeon general is something else

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 157 points 3 months ago

ooh, Electrical Engineer here, I can answer this one!

No.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 94 points 3 months ago

Requiring the purchase or use of proprietary software or formats to view or submit public records.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

dad gives me a quarter so I can immediately lose in some claymation caveman game. i got a personal panned pizza for reading some books. there's a pitcher of diet pepsi on the table, i think the condensation looks neat. The waitress vacuums up the straw wrapper my sister missed shooting at me with a rolling sweeper thing as she asks my parents "the usual?"

I miss those days.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 156 points 5 months ago

Well it's open sauce now.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 217 points 5 months ago

Finally got them potholes filled.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago

the tax started in 2023 and the ''study'' you linked shows data from 2019-2022, and they're bemoaning that the 1% has to pay 23% of the income taxes. I'm sure they'll be happy in Florida.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 68 points 6 months ago

they also eat bedbugs and other harmful pests, they're awesome other than being fucking terrifying.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 110 points 6 months ago

Wouldn't work anyway, needs a ray gun.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by WagnasT@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I'm already walking toward that pig slide that went viral, what other shenanigans should I experience in this town?

edit: apparently i've been spelling Boston wrong.

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