I've had servers say "I'm so and so and I'll be your server this evening" but it's gone from my brain the moment they walk away

It's actually lo and behold. (Sorry)

Nowadays? You mean like how every first person shooter after doom was called a "doom clone?"

Too soon

But the first two seem plausible!

Hm I guess I did get it, but was wondering if there's an actual, tragic circumstance that causes birds, frogs, and turtles to pile up lol. Thank you for the in depth explanation!

I don't think I understand the last 3 panels. Is it intentionally vague, or is it a reference to something?

How do you know for sure that it means the report was dismissed? Maybe it's just time based to stop report spam.

I hate this game.

Queues up for next match

My left or the microwave's left?

What's the name of the app?