As a kid, I would see hundreds of them around bushes and trees. Now I see one or two per summer.

But that’s all gods plan, right?

It’s odd to me that you choose Death Proof as your favorite when it is specifically an homage to those types of films rather than being a true low budget low quality release from the 70’s and 80’s.

Step one: take to Apple Store
Step two: get repaired at Apple Store

It is clearly the raw croc power that makes you trip…certainly not because you’re running in a slip on sandal.

While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s

This is a truth that everyone under 30 denies until the day they turn 30. It’s like a magic spell is suddenly broken, and you realize you’re alone in an aging meat husk that now knows the glory of back pain.

I know a young person will read this and think this won’t happen to them. To that person: I am you from the future. Remember us as we were.

In my experience, metaphysics is more like being in a dark room that you are certain is empty, feeling a black cat run across your leg once, and then spending a lifetime trying to make it happen again.

Way more than my mom was paid as a teacher. She climbed the ranks for 20 years until retiring relatively recently, and barely broke 70 in all that time.

There is nowhere to run.

Democrats = the party of the rich
Republicans = the party of the rich
MAGA = the grift of the rich

We’re going to be voting for the lesser evil for at least a few more cycles. Doesn’t mean it’s a good idea not to vote though.

My parents always get purebred cats and I always get shelter cats. Without fail, my cats have been smarter, healthier, and more active than theirs. You can’t beat nature's evolutionary hand.

Those are some rare words.