I have the opposite problem—I’m a strong impression making motherfucker. Strangers consistently approach me to say “you look like [insert famous person].” Acquaintances tell me “I never forgot you.”
And yet, nobody keeps in touch without a lot of effort on my part. I wish I knew how to transition my “I remember you” power into an “I want to be closer to you” power.
As a kid, I would see hundreds of them around bushes and trees. Now I see one or two per summer.
But that’s all gods plan, right?
It’s odd to me that you choose Death Proof as your favorite when it is specifically an homage to those types of films rather than being a true low budget low quality release from the 70’s and 80’s.
Step one: take to Apple Store
Step two: get repaired at Apple Store
It is clearly the raw croc power that makes you trip…certainly not because you’re running in a slip on sandal.
How did the attacker have a knife in a secure terminal?
This is a truth that everyone under 30 denies until the day they turn 30. It’s like a magic spell is suddenly broken, and you realize you’re alone in an aging meat husk that now knows the glory of back pain.
I know a young person will read this and think this won’t happen to them. To that person: I am you from the future. Remember us as we were.
Way more than my mom was paid as a teacher. She climbed the ranks for 20 years until retiring relatively recently, and barely broke 70 in all that time.
There is nowhere to run.
Democrats = the party of the rich
Republicans = the party of the rich
MAGA = the grift of the rich
We’re going to be voting for the lesser evil for at least a few more cycles. Doesn’t mean it’s a good idea not to vote though.
My parents always get purebred cats and I always get shelter cats. Without fail, my cats have been smarter, healthier, and more active than theirs. You can’t beat nature's evolutionary hand.
Please tell me they aren’t going to strip the soul out of the last game company that is doing something different. #LeaveNintendoAlone
I know you’re joking, but humans eating humans is how you get kuru disease. The only safe way to eat a person is to process them into Soylent Green first.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)