Lucky for me, I’m still part of a religion that worships the sun. We are finally vindicated! /s

The one with Kirk took place at Diddy’s White Party in 1999. Don’t ask how I know.

Not gonna lie, that’s a pretty fucked up fantasy you got there.

Maybe we’re thinking about the word expectation differently.

You expect that if she is interested, she would have responded already. That not happening has led you to the creeping assumption that you misread the whole situation. Events not transpiring as you thought they might has led you to a place of insecurity—that is what I mean by expectation.

Another way to look at this is: I enjoyed reconnecting with an old friend. I should look for other things I can invite this person to and then do that. I won’t make assumptions about how she feels about reconnecting until we get a chance to talk more directly.

Under this lens, nothing is going awry and you had a good time. With your current outlook, there is something at stake and you fear the worst. That attitude is going to poison any chance you have with her.

On behalf of those of us who found Jesus to be a lackluster prophet, thank you. /s

The lesson I’ve learned is: brag less, seed more.

I’ve had another driver brandish a gun at me for doing that. Be safe out there! Making a point isn’t worth your life.

People be crazy.

So…anywhere to get a bulk deal on these, preferably in a pack of 6?

How do you avoid the endless onslaught of junk mail?

I like all of these things.

Is this the onion?

Edit: Came back after reading the article to say this pisses me off. Some of us ENJOYED browsing Blockbuster because it was something to actually do rather than wearing a groove into my  TV touchpad as I lay semi-conscious in bed. They besmirch staff picks without acknowledging that those people at least spent time to cultivate an opinion rather than mash buttons on rotten tomatoes because they don’t like what they heard about Cuties on Fox.

I love technology, but this writer is an idiot.