Blue maga be like
I was a big doubter of her when that happened. It's fucking
when the lib gambit doesn't work.
America be like "I like and support the worst things imaginable: here's why that's a good thing"
Counterpoint: I told him to pass me a soda. Little did I know that it was ✨spooky soda✨
bit idea: MAGA lunatic beh-
"But think of all the people we managed to kill! They might have been homophobic" - libs
So between this, that recent upsurge in struggle against ad blockers, and the timing for the beginning of a quarter, one can expect some horrible copyright mutation or a real ethically reprehensible new development. Like you have to become a YouTube employee with US army oversight to use Nintendo IP or something
Super Tuesday in 2020 made me realize the Dems treat the process of electing a leader like McDonald's does a build-a-burger contest. So people could feel profoundly that Bernie Sanders is correct, but the manager in charge of the burger contest isn't really going to start giving people "bag of lettuce and mayonnaise," so they'll just tinker with the process so it doesn't get the most votes.
I have theories based on shitty premises:
Worst thing that could happen - supreme court allows it, leftists put people in a state government and the fucking gestapo comes in and goes really mask off with the crumbling democracy
Therefore the funniest thing that could happen - libs respond to gestapo singing Hamilton songs. It causes the supreme court to change their mind but not before all the leftists close to power are ousted
Do you remember those playground contraptions that let you shovel up sand?
That shit went crazy.
Whatever happened to the free market? I thought we could do whatever we wanted. Seems like a skill issue
That first statistic is so funny. It reminds me of conversations that are like "He's a felon, but it was for drugs." "Oh, who cares?" It's the same thing except you'd go
"They're a murderer, but they murked a politician"
"Oh shit, which one?"
[My lawyer suggests I don't include this line]
"Oh, that rocks! Can we invite them over for dinner? I'll bring out the fine china"