Some tiny Hamas fighters paraglided onto the side of his head and he tried to whack 'em with a fly swatter, but they kept moving and dodging the swatter 'till he bludgeoned himself to death.

Spotted the tankie!

I think this is just an England problem.

As national anthems go, Flower of Scotland and Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau are good.

What's been really bizarre is seeing the paranoia about drag spark up in the UK.

Like, drag has been an essential part of pantomime theatre since forever, but the Americans started pissing themselves over it and suddenly every gammon in the country is shitting themselves over stuff that until this year was considered essential British culture. And now pantomime performances are getting protested by people who likely watched one every year at Christmas when they grew up.

Wake up, new sicko dropped.

A reoccurring thread in the narrative is that Juliet is just Romeo's most recent infatuation and that he has a history of getting obsessive around women like that.

"Is Rosaline, whom thou didst love so dear, So soon forsaken? Young men’s love then lies Not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes"

Red Faction: Guerilla, is a third person shooter about a man radicalised into joining a communist revolution after a corporate drone strike kills his brother.

I don't know if it's the sort of game you're looking for but it might be worth giving it a bash.

I like Halloween, but I dislike how it's basically replaced Nos Calan Gaeaf as a holiday.

Less mask and sweets, more hurrying home at the stroke of midnight before the last ember in the bonfire dies lest the white lady drags you to the afterlife.

"Oh you don't like the idea of always on cameras monitoring every street at all times? Guess you want burglaries to happen all the time."

Statistically, doorbell cameras don't lower this risk of burglaries. A lot of the claims that they do come from companies selling them.

This study found that they actually increase the risk of being targeted by burglars

All the while you are sticking a camera with a history of shoddy cybersecurity to your home.

Look at this case of harassment that involved the use of a doorbell camera and try to pretend my concerns aren't valid.

Innovation is when you make every street a panopticon.

One time I was walking down a street and this woman rushed out of her house and starts yelling that she knows what I've done and she's got it all recorded on her doorbell camera. To this day, I still don't know what I was supposed to have done.

Tankies forget that Trotsky existed.

Is somehow also not saying that people don't know shit.

Your only excuse that you didn't want to waste time is invalidated by the numerous attempts to dunk on me in this comment thread.

Where did I say that. All I said was that I didn't feel like writing a lot about Trotsky when I figured we both had some knowledge of him.

I really gotta wonder why you're still doing this since you obviously think it's a waste of time.

Someone needs to explain to him that you can compliment a bloke without it being sexual, 'cos man's no homo is asking a lot of questions answered by no homo.