Lincoln project flavor hacks, i.e. idealogically available for whoever gives them money/favor

Only way to be fair is to execute them both

Turn on debate

Donald Trump is talking about immigrants eating people's pets

News anchor gives the most limp dick correction I've ever heard

Trump just doubles down and says that they're definitely eating pets

Kamala's turn, she laughs and goes "wow, talk about extreme!"

I fucking hate this country. We deserve every bad thing coming to us. I hate it so much.

Pleading with my butt to calm down

I gotta work like 50 hours in the next four days and I'm pretty sure I just got food poisoning

What's the timeline until someone introduces legislation to make it illegal to work from home?

There are flights from Seattle to Scottsbluff Nebraska for less than $200, and then a bus from there to Pine Ridge for $50

Also flights to Alliance, NE. But you might have to wait a little longer for tickets below $200

Dems fuck it up and hire a sniper who can shoot

Because to liberals, the most valuable human trait is politeness, and there's nothing more impolite than trying to assassinate your opponent.

They are literally afraid that the shooter is going to be a lib, because only the right are supposed to be the rabid extremists with unformed frontal lobes.

Maybe Biden will forget and say it again 🤞

Someone post the picture

I have so many voodoo dolls to throw out