I got so excited

Depression breakfast: leftovers-quesadilla, made from cheese, fried rice, and half of a chopped up burger. Not the worst, but the real news is that my tortilla cooking game is perfect. Just the right amount of oil and heat, and a smidge of butter, and they come out absolutely golden brown every time.

How do I embed gifs I need to do a meme

How am I supposed to drink my gin without any limes

Butt update: terror was mercifully short-lived. I suspect bad babaghanoush but that can't be confirmed.

First two days of intense work week went alright, then I was told I wasn't needed for most of today

So I'm currently chilling and trying to rest up for the final stretch which will start this evening and basically go until the end of tomorrow 😑

Also work fucking sucks I hate doing this shit

Also Bad Babaghanoush would be a sick band name

"Reporter Commits Suicide by Ordering Home Robot to Bludgeon Them to Death"

Ummmm, based?!

"Nice try, professor Xavier, but Magneto isn't the only mutant who's figured out how to block your telepathy!"

Damn, she did make it her mission to kill all the richest people in westeros, didn't she

Because he likes Hitler, duh

If you support Israelis' right to life you need to be critical of Israel's actions towards Palestine.

If you support Israelis' right to life you need to be critical of Israel's actions towards Palestine.

Israel has had its boot on the neck of Palestinians for half a century, and Hamas just proved that all the defense technology money can buy won't keep you safe if enough people want to hurt you.

So if you support Israelis' right to life, you need to be critical of Israel's actions towards Palestine.

Gender swapped Kim Kitsuragi 🫣