once the Alberta separatists are running your biggest oil wells.

I'm getting real "my truck is bigger than your truck" vibes. Contrary to some beliefs, running a country is actually more than making money. I know it can be hard for some people to see past a single policy though.

There are literally millions of acres of crown land available all over Ontario with thousands of old logging roads and gravel pits for parking and access

I don't know about the other provinces but use the Ontario policy atlas to find it and go experience real camping.