Generalizations about my out-group 👍

Generalizations about my in-group 👎

Poor gal misses the sponge-on-a-stick from Rome

US Government: "A substance that makes people more empathetic? This could destroy the American way of life!"

Global warming is a test. We're failing the test, so the warming is going to start accelerating until we learn our lesson

The packets wait for peer review before going to your feed

Someone's going to sell your phone on the black market

is my favorite

Hear me out, maybe there shouldn't be half a million birds in a single flock

Actually I thought Stardew was a solo project and was worried Haunted Chocolatier got shelved.

Did I read the article? Of course not

I used to work at Taco Bell and the manager that hired me got fired for scheduling one "extra" person a shift. Every other metric was great, of course.

1. I ain't reading all of that in that format

2. I have never heard anyone misinterpret the I Have a Dream speech, why put so much effort rebutting someone who is either malicious or an idiot?

According to a friend of mine that plays, the whales were asking for this feature so they didn't have to go through the purchase process for each ship

Damn AI anyways for making me dismiss the photo as fake