I just keep adding holes to my belt

I can't imagine how much you'd have to hate your kids to place that burden on them

A bag of Doritos is ready to eat. The chicken breast and green beans have to be prepared and there are many factors why that may not be feasible for someone.

Celery and a low calorie dip is not exactly a healthy balanced meal, sure it's low in calories but it's low in just about everything and not really much better than a bag of Doritos.

this is a bad take. You should absolutely care what brand makes your products because some brands use slave labor or child labor, some brands use toxic chemicals, some brands destroy our environment, some brands steal from their employees etc.

If you want to shop on Amazon, and drink Nestle water, and wear Adidas that's your choice, but don't pretend like brands don't matter. You say you don't like google, but you send them your money and in doing so, send them your support in the only way that matters.

It's a reference to the movie Don't Look Up. Not sure what EU is.

There's a pretty distinct difference between eating eggs, and egg being an ingredient

I'm 40% inside jokes

Why would I use other platforms?

Might be a cultural thing, but after googling what a camp collar is, to me that screams "mum dresses me" far more than a plain black t-shirt

Everything in moderation. Have pizza, but limit yourself to 2 slices, have a big delicious salad with it (no creamy dressing). Small treats like this is what makes a diet sustainable.

MattKC has a lot of great content, he patched Lego Island a while ago to make it playable on modern systems

yes, but also fuck Sony, let's not pretend there are no PlayStation exclusives.