My housemate at university used to eat a bowl of cereal while on the toilet in the morning. We referred to it as "the circle of life".
The first Roman fort on the site of the castle was likely built around 55AD.
"Schrödinger's Jew", as David Baddiel puts it.
It's an American thing (some parts anyway), my kids starting saying it from watching YouTubers until I corrected them harshly.
My wife's best friend was called Harriet Potter. I thought nothing of it until we were visiting New York in 2009 and the guy in the Warner Bros shop made a huge deal of it.
Terry Pratchett taught me that wind is caused by all of the trees waving about.
Ah, so you're a linguine man.
Happy birthday from an internet stranger! Treat yourself to something you like to do, you deserve it.
Written by, and for, cunts.
The T-Mobile G1 was my favourite phone ever.
Streets of Rage 2. Honourable mention to FFVII and FFVIII.
Everybody in the world has Frampton Comes Alive. If you lived in the suburbs you were issued it.