[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

No more cardboard derivatives.

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Keep going, I'm almost there.

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Except she isn't white.

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. I blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. I draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

If it's outlook you can access it from "webmail.your companydomain.com/edu/org" from any browser. That way you don't need teams on your phone either.

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Come inside for a free consultation.

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

The end can't come soon enough.

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Except that we don't hold politicians accountable for Jack shit. So in the end the billionaires would just pay the politicians to pretend the government owns it while getting all the decision making back through ~~bribes~~ lobbying

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

That third comment aged like a nice, fine glass of milk.

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Some are unaware, but most are actively stupid. Bring this topic up in any helldiver's thread and you'll get down voted to oblivion.

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

Because is funny joke comrade.

[-] aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Not to mention the kernel level anti cheat there too.

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