"oh no, the vegans are leaving!" said no-one ever

Don't care + touch grass, don't eat it. Bye 😘

no no, you misunderstand, vegans/vegetarians usually aren't doing it to be healthy, they're doing it to feel morally superior.

What you mean to mock them with is "yeah cartels are wholesome, sex and drug trafficking is good for the soul 🤗"

not for men

Don't you tell me what I can and can not stick up my funhole. I thought this was America.

That said, while the natural resting place for Donald Trump's head is inside an asshole -- his own -- I'll pass, I've got better toys already.

"her shouting "fuck you" slowly stops as she realizes no-one else is joining in"

for anyone who can't decipher it.

Chickenshit.

Seriously, just have Kamala call him a chickenshit little weasel in a press conference. Instant ego meltdown and I'LL SEE YOU AT THE DEBATE within the day, I guarantee it.

This is your daily reminder that Firefox and its derivatives exist and should be used wherever possible if you care about Google not having a monopoly over the internet. There's even a Firefox-based version of Discord called Datcord.

Please, god, let him do some real Dark Brandon shit for once.

Be the bogeyman the Republicans make you out to be, damnit! If we're going to endure this utter clownshow of an election year, we could at least try making it funny.

More than that, as fucking tepid a choice as Kamala Harris is to me, I have almost no doubt in my mind she can kick Donald's ass at a debate. She is an older, half-african-american-half-asian-american woman -- yeah, my money says she can both out-sass and out-maneuver him. That's gonna be a show worth watching (and the entire country will be) so be ready for September 10th. We gon' see some shit.

More than that, we tried to impeach him for it! Imagine that, our politicians being held accountable for their dishonesty.

Fetterman really is a mixed bag, and to be honest, I kind of like that. Life should be full of nuanced characters, I shouldn't have to decide between the same cookie cutter pieces of shit we have every election.

He's a piece of shit for supporting Israel so staunchly, don't get me wrong, but there's also plenty to like about him.

which is a hilarious threat because the #1 way to make my viewing experience worse would be turning off my ad blocker, lmao