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[+] archonet@lemy.lol 106 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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[-] zbyte64@awful.systems 87 points 4 months ago

Not for men? If they could figure out how to sell them discretely at his rallies they would be the largest market!

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Yeah, stick 'em where the sun don't shine.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I don't think the dark side of the moon is interested...

[-] PetteriSkaffari@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Also, you'd have to move them across the surface on a monthly basis.

[-] Krejall@ttrpg.network 56 points 4 months ago

Come on, this isn't real. Sound out that name 'Mike Oxmall'. Even Moe Sizlak might not fall for this one.

[-] arality@programming.dev 11 points 4 months ago

TIL Moe is probably smarter than I am.

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Looks like this has been floating around for a few years too

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mike-oxmall-trump-dildos/

[-] Threeme2189@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

I literally had to say it out loud before I understood 😂

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 4 months ago

Not for men? I'm gonna buy one and shove it right up my ass. Try to stop me.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 36 points 4 months ago

This is what “be gay, do crimes” was coined for

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

Damn should I stop throwing bricks at cop cars then?

[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago

Throw some trump dildos at the police. They'll stop what they're doing and fight each other over them, giving their victims time to escape.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Damn, I wish I was this smart. Notes that that cops well fight over Trump dildos like zombies to a beeping grenade

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Nah, better do a couple more. Just in case.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 4 months ago

You should steal one instead.

[-] raoul@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 months ago

With the quality of this shit, the head will detach...

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Absolutely not weird

[-] frezik@midwest.social 23 points 4 months ago

These may represent the first time that Trump, or a likeness of Trump, gave sexual pleasure to another human being.

[-] Womdat10@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

While this is obviously fake, I saw some Trump butt plugs going around at one point.

[-] Persen@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Yep, when he fucked the US and by extension most of the world.

[+] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Rating: False

A trump store did not sell dildos like this.

[-] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 months ago

Mikeoxmall. Priceless.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Okay, I'm gay as hell but I don't get this. Something about the pronunciation but....???

"mi k[e]ox mall" is the best that I see, and that's... D- at best.

[-] tomkatt@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Something about the pronunciation but…???

Mike Oxmall is a homophone for "my cock's small"

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

Lol, you said homo.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 4 months ago

Okay, but if the person who took that picture is a staunch Trump opponent, why did she make a 3D model of a dildo shaped like his head, and more to the point, why did she print so many

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Exactly what trump supporters need. Maybe, finally, this will help them understand how much trump is fucking them

[-] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Damn NOT for men... my weekend plans are ruined 🥲

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 4 months ago

They looks like hurt.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They look so cheap too, like the head would peel off after two pumps

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Those look fdm-printed.

You do not want to use them as a sex toy- besides the layer’s micrograms housing bacteria that cannot be sterilized, it’s likely to snap off into sharp bits.

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago

They don't really. They look like they were cast using some of the materials seen in the background. Look at the one flopped over.

[-] Eldritch@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

¿Porque no Los dos? FDM printed and then cast. Layered and ribbed for his pleasure.

[-] baggins@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Probably. I have also heard of resin dipping the print before you make the mold to fill in layer lines.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

It's time to start a betting pool against the headline "Trump supporter admitted to ER with shattered effigy of convicted felon lodged in the neck of her womb"

[-] auzy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It would make sense that this sex toy injures the user

[-] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Not for men, indeed. The base isn't wide enough, so there's a risk of suction in the rectum. You don't want to end up in the emergency room.

[-] Kiernian@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Skibidi.

Toilet.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

sigh

Internet . . . can you not, right now?

[-] Makhno@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

It's a meme... fake name and all. Yall as dumb as the the trumpers lol

[-] rowdyrockets@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

I didn’t realize we were in the “very real and true political stories” community. It’s a joke not a Trump Dildo…. Don’t take it so hard.

[-] SonOfMothman@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

A meme in a meme community you say? Wild…

[-] Persen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Does anyone have the link to the original facebook page (I know it's a parody, I don't want to buy this)?

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You know, bad silicone or basically any impurities in these can be hazardous to one's health. Quick, someone buy me one and I'll tell you if it's made woth poor quality materials.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

someone took the work of designing these and place a order with multiple bright colors 😂

[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

It could be artists side project.

Doing a clay sculpture at home, doing a negative cast in plaster, and then the positive one in silicone wouldn't be that difficult for something that size.

If the negative plaster cast holds up you could get multiple silicone dildos out of it. (The clay original is destroyed in the process)

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