[-] artemisRiverborne@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

They arrested this lady in front of her kid bc she asked Abt a public servants suspiciously high salary. It's apparently against Town rules, however, having rules regarding content is supposedly illegal soooo

[-] artemisRiverborne@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I took a first date call in the park cuz I didn't want to stop hanging out with my friends, I saw a big dog walk past and say "dang that's a big ass dog", and the apologized for the cursing, turns out that's what made my husband fall for me

[-] artemisRiverborne@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Where do u find these cursed facts, they enlighten my day

[-] artemisRiverborne@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

When I factcheck the crime novel I'm reading....

[-] artemisRiverborne@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

This is why we shld bury our lines, much more effort to dig down six feet than get a ladder and snip

[-] artemisRiverborne@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago

Sounds like Russia is running low on cannon fodder

[-] artemisRiverborne@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I don't know what I was expecting but can confirm it does indeed crash boost 🤣

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Today's harvest (lemmy.world)

It's so late in the season but I'm finally getting something. I feel like it's a guessing game on when to pick stuff tho, tips are welcome!

[-] artemisRiverborne@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Stop forcing me to play with strangers online, split screens need a comeback!

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[-] artemisRiverborne@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Wait those rnt mannequins??

[-] artemisRiverborne@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Dragonsfuckingcars vibe to it

[-] artemisRiverborne@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Australian person who basically got the gov to pay for her trip to Paris under the guise of participating in the breakdancing portion of the Olympics. She studies culture or something so some ppl think she was making a statement by being terrible

[-] artemisRiverborne@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Ask herrrrr

But not while she's working, it wld be cool if you came out when the dinner was over to ask how it went and then try to work on ur number or to ask her. That way it's not her place of business and if she says no, she can just head out. No fuss, no muss

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artemisRiverborne

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