The discussion in the comments has continued in a low-key way. Now they're making excuses for why the nutbar is incomprehensible:
To understand why Chris thinks this way, it's important to remember that he had never been acculturated into the norms of the modern intellectual elite...
Langan has been "working" on the CTMU since the 1990s. People have been born since then and have had time to learn how to talk like academics.
I'd say that Scott Adams posting under a pseudonym on Metafilter about how Scott Adams was a certified genius was the most entertaining he's ever been.