[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 39 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly, I find it great that Linus still manages the Kernel after all this time.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 month ago

This isn’t new. Websites have had higher prices when browsed with a Mac than when browsed with Linux.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 50 points 1 month ago

Now I want to know what the issue was.

And the “solution”.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 43 points 1 month ago

So you’re that contractor that always shits out code that looks like the guy who wrote it was just learning the language?

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 42 points 2 months ago

You can’t blame that on the cop. How was he to know that the only black person on site wasn’t the criminal?

/s

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 40 points 2 months ago

Spinners must die. I don’t care if I don’t understand what exactly you’re doing, Windows, (I’d be surprised if you knew), but show me something, anything about the steps you’re currently doing, so I can guess if you’re doing something at all.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 42 points 2 months ago

I’ve been thinking this, too. Very few people draw over others’ paintings.

Also: No penises. WTF?

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 45 points 2 months ago

It’s better because every post with an English word gets

SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN

as a response

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 months ago

Well if it’s something like a turn radius, they can always claim that they just guessed right.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 50 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Forgive my ignorance. SQLite is a database software. Why would McAffee create lots of database files?

[Edit:] I’m not asking why a program needs to store data. I’m asking why that necessitates many files. One database file (or one per table) should be enough, right?

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 months ago

For those who don’t know:

Speaking at a software conference in 2009, Tony Hoare hyperbolically apologized for "inventing" the null reference:[26] [27]

I call it my billion-dollar mistake. It was the invention of the null reference in 1965. At that time, I was designing the first comprehensive type system for references in an object oriented language (ALGOL W). My goal was to ensure that all use of references should be absolutely safe, with checking performed automatically by the compiler. But I couldn't resist the temptation to put in a null reference, simply because it was so easy to implement. This has led to innumerable errors, vulnerabilities, and system crashes, which have probably caused a billion dollars of pain and damage in the last forty years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Hoare

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 35 points 2 months ago

Sounds like any action move protagonist.

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Meme transcription:

Panel 1: Bilbo Baggins ponders, “After all… why should I care about the difference between int and String?

Panel 2: Bilbo Baggins is revealed to be an API developer. He continues, “JSON is always String, anyways…”

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Meme transcription:

Panel 1: Bilbo Baggins ponders, “After all… why should I care about the difference between int and String?

Panel 2: Bilbo Baggins is revealed to be an API developer. He continues, “JSON is always String, anyways…”

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Meme transcription: Panel 1. Two images of JSON, one is the empty object, one is an object in which the key name maps to the value null. Caption: “Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture”

Panel 2. The Java backend dev answers, “They’re the same picture.”

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Meme transcription: Panel 1. Two images of JSON, one is the empty object, one is an object in which the key name maps to the value null. Caption: “Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture”

Panel 2. The Java backend dev answers, “They’re the same picture.”

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Meme: Spongebob salutiert. Untertitel: „Dank an alle Wahlhelfer und Wahlhelferinnen”

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