This isn't the entire story, just a snippet that was copied from the full story, which is linked in OP.
Tell me more of this "sex magic" you speak of
OP won't reply to this one...
First they turn the frogs gay, then the inmates! What's next?
Such an incredible scene, and it really brings home the horror the soldiers went through
That's what I'm thinking. He wasn't unable to speak, he just trusted a fart and paid the price. He froze because he knew there were multiple people behind him /near him, and he didn't know how to escape the situation. He changed his Depends in the office and came back.
Little bit of A, little bit of B
If you think the actors are smug rich fucks, think about the anonymous rich execs who are, in most cases, richer (and probably more smug)
As an avowed Calibri hater, thank fuck.
I played it on release for PC. It was good, although it felt incomplete. Bugs weren't as bad for the PC version as they were apparently on console, but they were there. New expansion is coming out soon, so there is probably going to be a sale then. I'd imagine the new expansion will improve (I hope) the things the game got wrong.
Wow, so much winning