Extraordinary claims required extraordinary proof. This article contains none.

Imagine replacing your own hand-picked Sectary of Defense after only three months and it's considered a win.

Another day, another Tesla lawsuit.

People will die – unnecessarily – because of this.

I have "US defaulting on its debt" on my Trump presidency bingo card. No one knows what happens if it comes to that.

I also have "US testing a nuclear warhead" on there, for what it's worth.

Ahh, the olde "it will get worse before it gets better" defense of hugely damaging policy. It will only get worse.

Windows is to Linux what McDonald's is to cooking your own food.

Please tell me this is a joke.

Just a quick summary:

• insiders are selling huge amounts of stock
• sales figures in the last two months were horrible
• constant recalls of cybertrucks which are also basically not selling
• protests and vandalism
• brand is universally hated
• record trade-ins and sales of second hand vehicles
• no new models or products in the pipeline
• laughable vaporware announcements
• begging employees not to sell
• begging Trump for a sales show
• questionable accounting practices exposed in financial times

How anyone can still hold on to Tesla stock is beyond me.

I have zero trust in Microsoft's intentions here.

Finally, feddit drama! Now I feel right at home.

What was the post, though?