I wanted to say thank you sincerely for instantiating President for life Field Marshal Lord Starmer.

You (Telegraph) missed a word out there: none of us MPs should pay tax on savings; fuck the rest of you/us.

If MPs have to pay tax, we'll either vote through a compensating pay/expenses rise, or claim it back on expenses.

The 'Mercans are not usually aware that there are other countries besides the two countries, Europe and Africa.

I assume you define patriotism as belief in one's country because no other populated countries actually exist.

In sharp contradiction, most 'Mercans believe that they are Irish, a small town in Delaware.

Misandry much?

It's called "Mothering Sunday" so that all the dads who fulfill a mother's role, as well as a dad's, get credit too.

😁

This sounds so incredibly wonderful.

I have no real idea why I subscribe to this community, I don't even play chess very well, but the thought of unsubscribing is an anathema.

Oh! You and your 'facts' are soooo out-dated. We don't do that anymore. This is my truth.

"I'm afraid that you will not be allowed back into your home today. The Met Office [or whatever it's called] has said that the weather pattern is for snow. Unfortunately, it's the wrong type for your locale. Please make alternative living arrangements until further notice."

Why not? They've failed miserably at delivering cost effective rail transport - it's cheaper to fly from your local airport on Ryanair to Spain and back to the local nearest destination airport - they might as well have a go at fucking up housing.

Guessing that the 'houses' are actually train carriages that have been continually stuck in sidings since time immemorial.

Nowadays, the traditional mandarin method of cocking up - the briefcase on the train - is considered too cost ineffective even for Government/depts.

Moving to the pOrn mag method: pushing random pages into hedges over wider area.

Sorry. It's right there. I don't know how I missed it.

Wait until the next Labour Government gets in. The Tories usually focus on law and order and other conservative values for their. Labour will restore the balance and ..

Oh .. wait.