[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

As tempting as that might be in the real world, in the financial world - this would be an expensive move, the most expensive short there is right now. Nearly all the available DJT stock was sold short but that has cost those people millions already.

Trump Media Is Now the Most Expensive US Stock to Bet Against. His theatrics are literally all that is driving the stock up because, on paper, it should be an obvious losing hand.

[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 7 months ago

It is now also the most expensive stock to short.

[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mars One https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_One received over 200,000 applications for a one-way ticket to Mars & raised money way too easily, before going bankrupt.

[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

We could let the pigs run the farm, then document what happens.

[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Leave the kids alone, they have enough to deal with just trying to learn & not get shot by deranged, gun-toting nuts.
Get a website if you want to promote politics.
Politicians should be making sure school kids get teachers who are paid well & the kids have school lunches.

[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The last time a guy wrote about his "life's struggles" in jail, not long after a failed coup, things didn't turn out so good for us. Lets not give this magalomaniac any more ideas or access to writing materials if he ever sees the inside of a jail cell.

[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Soothsayer: "Beware the Ides of March"
... many moments later
Caesar: "Well, the Ides of March are come..."
Soothsayer: Aye, Caesar, but not gone"

Incidentally, the 15th of March, today, is the Ides of March.

[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 8 months ago

Steps to creating your own "Bullish Burger" Stock Market

  1. Bulk order just before peak,
  2. Resell those orders as demand rises.
  3. Profit
[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 9 months ago

He should have been stopped by the Meuller Report. So many things, like an insurrection for example, should have made him ineligible for office. It is getting harder to put this all on Trump - people are enabling this. That he still has supporters is beginning to say more about them than it does Trump - we already know who he is.

[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

I doubt this is lost on Elon, as much of Africa was sold off to colonisers on treaties signed with an X.

[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Meanwhile, on a somewhat normal day in Belgorod, Russia; things got very tense for a woman who hung a blue blanket out to dry, on an orange balcony. The FSB had her take it down after enraged neighbours called in to complain.

[-] demosthememes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 124 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I only just posted a meme about the EU flooring companies for going against their regulations. It was my first post too :)
I'd really like to add YouTube to it. Godspeed.
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I had to update the pic; forgot the biggest culprit -Microsoft. They got slapped with a fine of $731 million. I try not to think about this company at all but I had to fix it. The meme gods had to be appeased.
Also, I remember that Nextflix only bent the knee by agreeing to 30% of their content being local, but really tempted to add 'em.
Hopefully the Next Flex will be Netflix - for the meme-ability. Elon won't do it, he would have already done. He is just exercising free speech, nothing more. If he does get in the ring, then I'll join X 😬 & pay his subscription for a year. 👀

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