when she calls me imperator ๐Ÿ˜

windows is now opened source

another, less violent way of phrasing your frustrations: my cognitive ability has just been bonked in the kneecaps and robbed of 10 BQ

i think i read this somewhere in the bible

anytime between now and the heat death of the universe should probably work

in my ass, in order from shortest to longest

well no the ventilation duct isn't actually sucking the meat up it's just a joke. the fly is carrying it

oh, a private prison instead. the one subsidized by that chap's tax dollars? he's 4 steps ahead and he doesn't even know it

it's a common myth but no, it doesn't. as a lesbian your options are:

  • 3 eggs, beaten
  • 1 tsp sunflower oil
  • 1 tsp butter
  • heat oil and butter over medium-low heat
  • pour eggs into pan

this is not an exhaustive list, but it should help you get started

middle aged woman with very little english really calling us out like this

[-] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 10 months ago

you just gotta :3 ^-^ <3 trust me bro just one more

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