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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh my god shut up and heal the raid nerd.

what if we kissed between gcds ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Alright, you get 1.5 seconds of tonguing.

Wait, hitting phase 2, everyone's getting Haste'd. .90 seconds.

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

1.5s? Must be a FF14 player

1.5s is WoW. Plus, FFXIV has no Haste equivalent. FFXIV is...2.5, I think? IDK, long enough to add some tongue if you don't have to hit OGCDs, at least.

hehe what if we were both wearing skirts ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ

this sounds fair enough. eye for an eye, skirt for a skirt and all that

kiss for a kiss ? ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ

[-] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah. You sit on my lap but I wear the skirt.

sun tzu's the art of the deal has taught you well, but i wear another skirt under my skirt

[-] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

thats kinda interesting, now I'm actually wondering what that'd look like

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Just like any other book really.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 6 points 1 year ago
[-] sonori@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

Itโ€™s also a lot warmer on cold days to have several layers of maxi skirt. I donโ€™t understand how anyone could live without it.

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

3 hours? In this economy? Best I can offer is 20 minutes, and even that's gonna cost you

we got a bargainer eh? unfortunately for you business is about location, and you seem to not be around here. let me ask you a question F: look around you, what do you see? furries, catboys, catgirls, eggs, and so many shells. that's right F, this is the gayest community in the entire fediverse. nowhere else will you find such a decrepit den of debauchery. you offer them a skirt and they flock to you like moths to a flame. this is my turf - my home F, and we got a system around here. are you going to put on the skirt for 3 hours or not, i got customers waiting.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

I need a cutie to do this with. And other things. Lots of other things. Constantly.

I'm a needy frisky wolf okay?

[-] tanja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

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