this is such a grossly uncharitable interpretation you can not be serious right now

1984 or something idk i dont read

your nan reaches for a hug as the monkey's paw curls all but one finger: the middle

how can people know if you're bluffing if you don't even know if you're bluffing?

โ’ B โ’ V โ’

100% much easier when you just straight up fabricate your results

they really got that just-dipped-my-balls-in-the-unidentifiable-buffet-soup-and-it-was-scorching kinda look to em

2024 belongs to the lemmings ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

this is what a functional relationship looks like

so do they like... play fetch?

buyer's remorse much? i don't know what you were expecting buying a pill to project lines and you aren't even straight

are you feeling longing horny today?

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