Improve like: quit you stressing job.

"Vaccines? I strengthen my immune system by licking public toilet seats."

Regelmäßige Fahrtauglichkeitsprüfungen sollten tatsächlich verpflichtend sein, um gefährliche Maschinen in der Nähe von Menschen bedienen zu dürfen.

And here I am, shuddering in disgust at the thought of a Windows 11 phone.

Working for a solar company sounds pretty cool though. Building renewable energy is building the future we need.

Wird Zeit, dass April wird und die Leute einfach kiffen können, statt Fliegenpilze und Nachtschattengewächse zu futtern. Aber interessant, auf was für Ideen die Leute so kommen.

I used a pinephone for a week or so, but people got angry at me, because calling me was impossible. Apart from that it is a slow but very interesting device. Mine is broken now, because I somehow managed to fry the wifi chip. I used arch btw.

Was hat es mit den Kopfnudeln auf sich?

Der Trick ist, ein Zelt in Form eines Autos an den Straßenrand zu stellen.

Kurze Pause, Zeit für eine Schnapspraline.

Or bike to the next public transport. If there is none, you should get loud, as you are not being given the freedom to choose your mode of transport. You are being forced to use a car, which requires you to be of age and somewhat ablebodied. If you lose your eyesight, you will be stranded, as the only way to get around is by car. If you are too old to drive, what will you do? How do children get around on their own where you live? How many hours are you working per week, just so you can afford a car to get to work?

You know, I wouldn't care about being replaced by a machine, as long as I get UBI. Then I could just do what I like to do and wouldn't need to care whether I actually make money with it.