Or...
Make the horny version first, jack off, and then make the non-horny version. That way we all win regardless of whether we are pre- or post-wank!
Maybe lay off the edibles, friend ๐
That was my first thought too, but I could see a practical married couple jumping at that deal.
Therefore, I'll one up you with child-size coffins.
This is exquisite, dripping with funeral.
There are always tons of them in a field behind my house, so I'm just kind of used to seeing them back there. But they have a nice song, and it's always amusing watching them land on a tall strand of reed or prairie grass and seeing it bob back and forth in a comically slow arc.
Feels like you didn't read the article and are just trying to snark about a point that noone is making. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
taps eapiece
Hello fellow hydro homies!
The cake was a farce.
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Mate, that is a whole lot of projection and assumptions in one post. You do you, but I hope someday you learn that being able laugh at yourself is a strength not a weakness.
Not showing the inside is such a goddamn tease ๐คค
Gotcha, so we're talking kilotons and microinches then?
Or is it actually the units that make the metric system scary to Americans?
dmention7
joined 1 year ago
Agreed 100% there!
The problem (and probably why you're getting downvoted) is that physically using your 2-ton vehicle travelling at freeway speeds to coerce someone into doing something is not really communicating. It's not a method prescribed by any kind of authority or training, and is actively discouraged by most! Sure it may get the result YOU want in the moment, but communication requires understanding.
Personally, if someone were to overtake me and then slow down intentionally, I'd take that as them being an inattentive driver at best, and a passive-aggressive jerk at worst.