Do you leave a sarcastic comment on everything you don't find funny / original, or just Pizzacake comics?

It's okay to just... not post if something isn't up your alley.

For what it's worth, if i ever find myself elderly with end stage cancer, I would consider it a kindness to be able to go out painlessly and relatively quickly.

You know, normally I just block trolls and idiots, but tagging them descriptively definitely sounds more interesting...

That's honestly why they creep me out the most. Spiders will generally be chilling out in a corner somewhere you expect to see them, doing their own thing, and not moving much unless directly disturbed.

Most of my experiences with centipedes involves them darting out from under a baseboard at night and scaring the shit out of me when I'm only half awake. Then by the time I realize what it was, it's already scrambled across the floor to disappear under some other piece of furniture.

Damn that looks like the prelude to an IRL funeral

Thought it was jalapeño slices at first, which is a little strange but I can see how it could enhance certain drinks.

But what kind of maniac would put okra in their beverage??

I think there's a pretty solid evidential record that cooking foods in the microwave until they explode generally makes them worse and/or makes a fucking mess.

It's never been socially shameful to be straight, therefore "straight pride" is generally seen for what it is: purely a bad-faith reaction to LGBTQ+ pride statements. Same for "all/blue lives matter".

The people who post stuff like this probably know that, but it makes them feel clever I guess.

Isn't a pipe just a stronger hose?

Yeah anything is possible with enough time and money, it's just that is about the most textbook example of comparing apples to oranges I've seen IRL.

Also, I suppose Lego bricks might be considered low cost if you're a billionaire, but in the grand scheme of molded plastics they are very much a premium product.

It would have also included a fuckton of people who had nothing to do with naziism but were disliked by someone with the power to decide who was a Nazi. And probably also a whole separate fuckton of people who fell into some bucket that was arbitrarily "close enough" to naziism when the original Nazis were running out. Etc etc

End of the world? No.

By the same token, a few bugs in my house is not the end of the world, but I'd still prefer to have screens on the window and keep a flyswatter handy 😉