At least it’s not overdraft fees.

I mean yes they’re trying to bring those back, but like… for now anyways.

I’ll never forget one day when my sister’s bank logged her charges first, then her paycheck all on the same day.

It took one phone call from her to say “uh, can’t you just reverse the two and take away those $300 in overdraft fees,” and they obliged!

…and that’s probably why that lovely bank is out of business/got bought by Chase.

A chunk of my savings is going to be spent celebrating the day this guy fucking dies.

Fuck it, the libertarians won: I want to stop paying my taxes. /s (I want better tax spending/I know it’s nuanced)

Nothing beats Stimulation Clicker

In any other scenario I’d be nervous if a coup happened, but if one happened right now under Trump I’d be like “sure let’s see what this new person has to say.”

Take iodine out of salt while you’re at it.

Only in London 😔

Hey Markwayne you should put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger with the safety off haha jk but what if?

You’re right, I should set my expectations now.

I deleted my Fidelity app when Trump took office. I wasn’t doing anything with my blue chip stock and I’d rather not see what I’m losing in real time.

The couch loves you back. The couch loves you back. The couch loves you back. The couch loves you back. The couch loves you back.

It’s the free market, baby. 😎