[-] doug@lemmy.today 21 points 4 weeks ago

As much as I enjoyed Idiocracy when it came out, I wish its proposed answer/crux of the issue wasn’t “smart people should have kids” and instead focused on educating the ones that are already here/brought into this world.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago

Buddy if something’s coming down your throat it ain’t me or my agenda. Have you tried not sucking dicks?

…what’s with the gun? is that what your throat’s been doing? ow! buddy the bullets hurt! stop it!

[-] doug@lemmy.today 20 points 1 month ago

“How long will they be here.” lol

They’ll see themselves out, they’re just here for a trip to Disneyland.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 18 points 2 months ago

It’s called a line break. Now I know why you needed someone proficient in MS Word!

[-] doug@lemmy.today 19 points 2 months ago

My obsessiveness is slightly triggered that they don’t stay in order through all three rows.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 20 points 3 months ago

The cat has his tongue.

That’s not figure of speech, it’s a remedy he is testing out to treat mono.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 20 points 3 months ago

itt people who conflate declawing with trimming cat nails.

trimming is necessary; not trimming a cat’s claws can result in cat injury as they can’t unhook themselves from carpets and furniture.

have you ever seen a cat with long nails get up from threaded textures? they do NOT look happy.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 19 points 3 months ago

Cool. Another blatant bribery case that nothing will be done about because he’s above the law.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 20 points 3 months ago

If you’re looking for a game like this but less depressing, I’d recommend Not Tonight and its sequel.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 19 points 3 months ago

KeepassXC for password management.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 18 points 3 months ago

I’ve heard the climate crisis isn’t helping. More carbon dioxide in the air, the less we think good.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 19 points 4 months ago

Fifty percent?! That’s like, a third of a half! Don’t we knead education?

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