I’ll hop on this!

Being diagnosed with autism at 40 didn’t help, wish I knew I had it sooner.

my spouse uses it on me whenever they want something ‘cause I’m a people-pleaser and that voice melts my heart into doing whatever favor they’re asking.

Chat is this real? Ohio, amirite? On god no cap.

Is it falling? Feels like it’s just gonna prop itself into a fascist perpetuity like Russia or North Korea.

One of the most fascinating After Effects tutorials I’ve ever followed (and of course the technology it’s mimicking) was how to recreate a CRT effect by dissecting three color channels from one another and placing them together close enough to fake the entire palette. It’s just fascinating how much our eyes can extrapolate from illusions.

Did you write letters to the editor every time you read Family Circus or Wizard of Id?

Uh oh, I’m on adderall. Is bigotry a common side effect?

Sorry, too much? What if I drown one spouse in the other’s blood while eating the child’s skin?

Find a cause to die for and make that your retirement plan.

Sure, but I mean if we're going there, it's not a very popular mail app by comparison to Apple and Window's default built-in mail clients/they should be in the graphic alongside Gmail.

Another day, another deep sigh.