Decades of Hollywood Military propaganda ruined in one single day.

This feels like they're just training them to kill kids now.

*Reads one line completely out of context, gets triggered, rants like a dumbass.*

nice work icefox.

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

Nah, we're too cool to be a letter generation.

You're not getting my fries!

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

I think you're probably the first person in years to do that.

there was barely any vehicles in the parade. That was the saddest military parade since Russias last year.

Since when did the onion start reporting the news?

It surprises me that there aren't more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.