thank you ❤️
😞 but there were so few other olds here already
they seem to have a deep sense of solidarity, so I'm going to say no
it's pretty fucking funny
the funniest thing would be if they sent you some google-image butthole in response
I know it's just bots sending these texts, but I send them belligerent shit every time they text me. I love your response Very Very Very Much
had no idea that traveling landscaping work was a thing! were you working for a famous landscape architect or something?
the teenage grocery bagging gig that I got fired from after dismembering and trying to melt plastic army men in the breakroom
wtf, this is so funny
that's hilarious!!
sorry, maybe you can't see the initial image I posted
these plus the others are all the options
being autistic, other people do often watch things for reasons that make little sense to me, it's true
this is gonna drive me to be @UlyssesT@hexbear.net but about Hot Ones instead of Elon
this is the most ridiculous premise for an interview show
my other comment bears repeating:
how do celebrities feel about paper cuts?!?! check out my new YouTube show to find out
that feels equally pertinent to the culture
every restauraunt owner/operator should be required by law under threat of 20-to-life or death penalty to finance non-slip shoes as part of a day-1 uniform for any and all hires
could not agree more
restaurants are so fucking dangerous
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