Costello's sheepishness after the judge cleared the room and took him down a couple notches was epic.

How about a nice cup of shut the Trump up?

"I should know. I've been embarrassing my state since I was born."

Gov. Cox, probably.

The only way I'd watch Tucker Carlson on purpose is in a cage fight with Mike Tyson. Pay-per-view is fine, but I'll travel if I have to.

I used to live there a long time ago. It wasn't terribly stable then. It's sad that it's only gotten worse. It's a beautiful place, with some of the kindest people I've ever known. I hope they find a way out of this.

Sociologists call it anomie.

"I graduated law school for this," muttered the judge.

LOL! Good luck with that. You invited me in. I'm not going anywhere. 😈

It's almost exactly what happened in Utah. Voters decided. Mormons, Inc. said "nope" and that was that. Oh, and then they gerrymandered the fuck out of the state to keep it red for at least another ten years.

I wouldn't hold your breath. The survivors of the Heaven's Gate cult continued to believe after most everyone they knew offed themselves over a comet. Cognitive dissonance is a powerful thing.

A couple weeks ago, I had a ten year old account on Reddit that just wouldn't let me back in. I tried changing the password, but the link and the form it gave me didn't work. I tried several times, no luck.

I contacted support several times. They were worse than useless. If that's how they treat their most loyal content creators now, why on earth would I ever go back?

Oh well. It was fun until it wasn't.

I guess this just means they prefer the version of me with no morels.