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[-] eldritch_horror@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

$8 a pound for pumpkin seeds. Can you believe that? It's one step above what you'd pick out of a compost pile. Very nice and clean of course, but still. It should be dirt cheap. But no.

[-] eldritch_horror@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

food stamps

also, wtf is up with the food co-op?

All the wealthy retired hippies shop there. Their prices are crazy. All the employees make a smidge over minimum. Except the managers make a bit more. But still.

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I'm not religious at all. But ya, seeing this stuff certainly does evoke some religious ideas.

The creator. It's creating the universe. Basically a big sun-jewel that emits "poetry energy". No intelligence tho. No personality. Just a big shining thing. No judgment or judgy vibes.

And the land of the dead. Underground. Stone buildings. Lit by colored lamps. Eternal low-key party. Chill music. Spacey people hanging out, talking about their former lives and stuff. Occasional (nonconfrontational) demon (a tall gangly person with arms and legs all poking out in weird directions, swiftly staggering along on its demonly business).

I have a theory about why there's a "land of the dead" (because why would a dead person have a body?). I think I (my "soul") carries around a translator with it. That translates any experience into "time, space, things, people, light, dark etc". A universal human-style-experience metaphorizer.

[-] eldritch_horror@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Beef stew. The classic.

[-] eldritch_horror@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Could AI repair a bicycle?

That would be awesome.

Or "digest" a hoard of used bicycle parts and secrete assembled bikes.

[-] eldritch_horror@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Trick them into making poor investments.

[-] eldritch_horror@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago

just the magnets. They are very nice magnets.

[-] eldritch_horror@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Speaking as a guy who often gets lost in a conversation and can't think of what to do or say, personality mirroring is my goto. It makes conversations easy. Just copy them. Gotten positive results.

also, about the handshake. So you just hold the guy’s hand until he gets uncomfortable a pulls away? I haven't tried that.

[-] eldritch_horror@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago

It's a conversation technique. Like, in debate or psychology or something. It's intended to get in your head. If a person employs it then... that says something about them.

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[-] eldritch_horror@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Agreed. This is the best one. And yes the new tail is awkward, I was thinking the same thing.

[-] eldritch_horror@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Soon robots will fill all (servile) roles in our society, except one. The overlords will still need loyal, harmless sex-slaves.

[-] eldritch_horror@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

It isn't frowned upon when we're selling a product. But we call it "advertising" then.

On second thought, everybody hates advertising too. Except for the people who like it.

But to answer your question, it's frowned upon because it's disrespectful.

[-] eldritch_horror@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Narnia. Morality as a physical force. Accessible multiverse. Magic. Benign deity. Talking animals. Sex with talking animals.

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