I'm sorry about your poor reading comprehension.

I'm pretty sure the T-shirt is an offensive stereotype.

No competent IT director would allow that.

In a few months she might actually be right.

It doesn't really need to be fabricated. It's stupid easy to build a case to legitimately fire anyone.

The problem with apes is that relative to their size, they have way more muscle mass than humans. They have lower myostatin levels, so their muscle density is ridiculous.

There are humans that could absolutely lift a gorilla, but there's absolutely no chance that they could win a fight against one. Even a strongman is going to struggle against a chimp.

Humans are different because we discovered tools which meant we were more successful hunters. Since large muscles require more calories, natural selection did its thing and we got much weaker.

This seems like a good thing, but I'm sure he found a way to make it evil.

He checks every box for the antichrist. Turning the middle east into a resort would technically be peace.

It's the reason the evangelicals love him.

I would piss on his grave, though

It might just be me, but vandalism doesn't warrant a violent response, and investigating it absolutely doesn't warrant one

Well that explains it.

That's why he doesn't want them to sell. If the price drops low enough, the banks will make him sell all of the shares that he used for collateral to purchase Twitter. Cashing in billions in shares will be the final nail in Tesla's coffin.