I disagree, I think that's the joke... It's intentionally wrong and they both know it.

are you for real?

Judging kids artworks will forever be the funniest internet thing, at least in 2004 anyway.

Must drive backwards....

Credit where it's due indeed. This also reminds me of Black Mirror, I think it was season 1 with the talent show auditions.

Please don't feed the troll. They're just looking for attention.

Just send them back the standard response I get back from the police based on any interaction I've experienced with them... Case closed due to insufficient evidence. Would you like to speak to a victim support officer?

Wow, this is more relevant to you than others. Why go in so hard initially with your previous comment if you're only later going to present a statement like this. I do mean this kindly, let's try and talk rather than go in aggressively on others who have differing views to you. How on earth can something so nuanced and difficult be reduced to an attacking comment?

No no no, you said cake first.

Hehehehe.... lurk lurk

Is there a chance he would serve any jail time at all, from any of these cases?

Wait... Where am I? I'm getting withdrawal symptoms. 11 years wandering the Reddit... I'm lost, a little confused, possibly afraid.