[-] fartknocker@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I love cats. They choose every day to continue being our friends. They didn't need to be genetically mutilated to love us unconditionally like dogs. Cats are free creatures.

[-] fartknocker@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

No it doesn't. You just don't like the fact that you're being forced to acknowledge how bad things are because you can't hide in your shitposting safe space anymore

[-] fartknocker@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

I would not want to see my brother's old balls slapping ass but that's just me. You're very hot though

[-] fartknocker@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

I'm telling them you said that and letting them loose in your ac intake vent

[-] fartknocker@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

I can feel my butthole unclenching already 🥲

[-] fartknocker@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Tell them to watch some YouTube videos on growing facial hair with the use of minoxidil. The foam kind is best.

[-] fartknocker@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well groomed, long hair, like well-maintained, thick, stretched earlobes, communicate patience and the ability to finesse your way through difficult, potentially uncomfortable situations in service of a larger, long term goal. Unfortunately, you can be very patient at becoming an asshole as well as becoming a decent, well rounded person. Facial hair doesn't make you cool. Being a cool person makes you cool.

[-] fartknocker@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

If you need to joke about sensitive topics to get a reaction, consider the idea that you aren't actually funny

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