[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

I saw a squirrel eat an injured pigeon once. Nature is metal.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

So you're saying that if you shake a crocodile, they explode like a bottle of soda?

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

Oh, not that kind of carbonation, lol

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

Where else am I gonna meet my fixer to set up this job?

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

Nope, you can get the forms online for free.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

A will amd Power of Attorney do those without marriage. I've been with my partner for 15 years, unmarried, and haven't had a problem with it yet.

I was in a car accident and spent two weeks unconcious in the ICU, so its not like its untested either.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago

I dunno if it's gonna take off (every zig)

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago

Oh, it's not too bad. Rounds up to $60 a year and averages out to about $15 per game.

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago

Headline: In a startling discovery, 43 Oklahoma school districts used corporal punishment against students with disabilities during the 2021-2022 school year.

https://kfor.com/news/local/not-our-place-43-ok-school-districts-reportedly-spanked-students-with-disabilities-recently-lawmakers-want-to-ban-it/

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 months ago

Why is it weirder to put the sun at the center than to put the earth at the center?

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 months ago

Nah, I'm calling Hitler a Nazi, unless you want to claim that he wasn't

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 months ago

It may not help, but I do enjoy this poem by Caitlin Seida:

Hope Is Not a Bird, Emily, It’s a Sewer Rat

  • Hope is not the thing with feathers
  • That comes home to roost
  • When you need it most.
  • Hope is an ugly thing
  • With teeth and claws and
  • Patchy fur that's seen some shit.
  • It's what thrives in the discards
  • And survives in the ugliest parts of our world,
  • Able to find a way to go on
  • When nothing else can even find a way in.
  • It's the gritty, nasty little carrier of such
  • diseases as
  • optimism, persistence,
  • Perseverance and joy,
  • Transmissible as it drags its tail across
  • your path
  • and
  • bites you in the ass.
  • Hope is not some delicate, beautiful bird,
  • Emily.
  • It's a lowly little sewer rat
  • That snorts pesticides like they were
  • Lines of coke and still
  • Shows up on time to work the next day
  • Looking no worse for wear.#
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