[-] feoh@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

I love how bright bulbs have utterly perverted the spirit of agile development into something so horrible that people are memifying ignoring it rather than trying to fix it.

Repeat after me: If standup takes any more than a minute or two per person you're really really doing it wrong and it isn't standup anymore and needs to be staked, buried and the earth salted that it may never rise again.

For an act of socially immature but oh so satisfying passive aggressive resistance, leave a copy of the Agile Manifesto on your scrum master's desk :)

(Or, if you think they'd be receptive, talk to them about moving long form reporting to any other medium so stand-up can be a simple meeting where folks give blocked/not blocked status and, where blocked, resources are directed to help.

that's it.

Stand-ups where Mortimer from the Front End team gives a 30 minute treatise on why react is a horrible fit for your application ARE IN FACT NOT STAND-UPS.

They're just poorly run meetings in an agile trench coat.

[-] feoh@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Here's some "high quality" (heh heh) anecdata for you: I navigated from my house in Somerville to a restaurant in the Seaport district of Boston last night, in the POURING rain using public transit and walking.

Google maps literally was leading me around in circles downtown once I got off the train, so I switched to Apple Maps and it was straight shooting from there on in.

I think GMaps is more susceptible to the tall buildings fouling the GPS. Not sure why?

[-] feoh@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

I looked at their site and thought: What a #!@$ stupid idea.

The whole thing stinks of Twitter brain. "Follow topics, not people"? So what you're saying is that the null brains on Twitter are far too focused on whenever one of the Kardassians farts to focus on anything real?

Puhh-lease. The Fediverse isn't about that all.

Hard pass.

[-] feoh@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

Is that contract copyrighted?

[-] feoh@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

Points for honesty, but how does one find exploitation free porn? I know some smart women who would say there is no such thing.

So being a sexual creature like any other, I get it but also maybe it's OK if that just lives on pornhub or whatever :)

[-] feoh@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

This one goes to 11 :) seriously though? Good on them. The good guys deserve their fair share of hype too!

[-] feoh@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Kinda disappointing how much of the community just takes a giant 💩 on Mozilla whatever it does these days. Funding open source is super crazy hard folks. Notice that the really successful well funded projects are fueled by megacorps?

Offering constructive criticism is great but if you don't have better ideas around how to fund an open browser without selling your soul to GOOG or MSFT then perhaps your energy might be better spent elsewhere.

[-] feoh@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

This. I've seen SO much hype and FUD and all the while there are thousands of developers grinding out code using these tools.

Does code quality suffer? ONLY in my experience if they have belt wielding bean counters forcing them to ship well before it's actually ready for prime time :)

The tools aren't perfect, and they most DEFINITELY aren't a panacea. The industry is in a huge contraction phase right now so I think we have a while before we have to worry about AI induced layoffs, and if that happens the folks doing the laying off are being incredibly short sighted and likely to have a high impact date with a wall coming in the near future anyway.

[-] feoh@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

That's really great to hear! It's an incredible vision for an open source future not dependent on MegaCorps, and I am SO here for that!

[-] feoh@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

I don't understand this.

How would one federate a shopping cart or an e-commerce store?

I mean, I'm not asking for technical details because we're brain storming, but even in concept I'm struggling with this :)

[-] feoh@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

Apple does not care and will never care about open source other than the bits it has to care about because they're a part of Darwin, their core.

They're a company offering a particular "experience" and open source products do not fit into that model well at all. I use apple phones because I'm partially blind and for a very long time the accessibility story on Android was a screaming nightmare (I'm told it's got better) but I have no illusions that they're anything other than a profit seeking MegaCorp with all that implies.

[-] feoh@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

Hey would you be willing to pass the site you found this on so we can all studiously avoid it? :)

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