Just don't forget the cameras :)

A reasonable and measured response

I'm sure it tastes fine but you need to work on your presentation

Looks good to me, although I would maybe even sell the 3070 and go for something like an intel arc and more ram instead.

Is it just me or does that tail look weirdly fleshy?

Depends on the file system, I know for a fact that ZFS supports ssd caches (in the form of l2arc and slog) and I believe that lvm does something similar (although I've never used it).

As for the size, it really depends how big the downloads are if you're not downloading the biggest 4k movies in existence then you should be fine with something reasonably small like a 250 or 500gb ssd (although I'd always recommend higher because of durability and speed)

I guess the horrified screams would be motivation to hurry up

Is it any good tho?

Must be gamers as well then

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Because of the rapid fire content, I guess?

I can confirm that seeding with mullvad is painfully slow, if you do torrent locally get a VPN with port forwarding.