[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago

I'm still referring to my need to steal everything that is not both nailed down and on fire.

...nailed down or on fire is fine.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago

I'm allergic to corn, so I don't know if this is true, but if I pooped a food that was still whole I'd consider not eating it again.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

I really want to do the Mediterranean diet but my foot is currently in a cast and I get my groceries done once a week and veggies around here straight up do not last.... so I'm struggling.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

I would unironically enjoy reading this. And satirical buying merchandise and putting a Je-Who fish on my car.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 5 days ago

I've only played a few minutes of Witcher 3 so far and even I know Ciri is an apprentice to Geralt! I said to myself, "I don't know who these people are yet but I guess she'll be the main character in a sequel."

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

My brain provided, unbidden, "What's in your pants?"

"A library card!"

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

This just solved it for me. That is exactly it. I've been angry at stairs my whole life and now I realize it's because I go up them as fast as I walk- which is considerably faster than most people I know.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Having two people's heads that close while trying to lick the same thing is entirely about fantasy and not at all about comfort.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

I bet you're right. If you leave a plastic bottle in the sun, the water tastes god-awful.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I just saw an article the other day that black plastic utensils are toxic. I'm right there with you.

A couple places near me still use styrofoam. I can't get past it.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

We know that depending on your use it can ruin your attention span. But I agree, it's probably worse than we know.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

This is a clever answer and now I completely agree with you.

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This is sort of a shower thought because this morning I was using some shaving cream and I thought, if it turns out in 5 years this was giving me cancer, I wouldn't be surprised.

Comes out a goo, ejected from a can with force, immediately becomes a foam?

Do you have anything you use that you think might be too good to be true?

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