I swear all those fuckers are like "I was 4 rooms over but just heard the word 'paprika' being screamed from someone over this way. time for you to hear all about my bowel issues, in detail! you wouldn't believe what happens if I smell onions", but at a conference as a lightning talk to the main hall
those fucking asks, though
We therefore call upon advanced AI companies to commit to these principles:
That the company will not enter into or enforce any agreement that prohibits “disparagement” or criticism
subtooting the real openai, will the real openai please stand up
"pls mr openai will you not kill all my shares pls I believed so hard?"
That the company will facilitate a verifiably anonymous process for current and former employees to raise risk-related
"I believe I was unfairly edged out because of my beliefs and I want to speak to the manager"
That the company will support a culture of open criticism
oh yeah that sounds kinda good
and allow its current and former employees to raise risk-related concerns about its technologies to the public,
oh.
That the company will not retaliate against current and former employees who publicly share risk-related confidential information after other processes have failed.
"rlyrlypls mropenai, plsnotakeshaare. I believed so hard 🥹🥹🥹🥹"
whenever I hear the "everything is sexual harassment now" from some of these fuckers I think of the joke:
"what's wrong?," asks the doctor.
"something bad - everything hurts" says the patient
"show me"
the patient touches their finger against their thigh, their foot, their neck, and their forehead - evidently wincing with every time
"...you have a broken finger" says the doctor
let's not (even in jest)