“intelligent” people make the best marks, donchaknow
a fairly sizable chunk of everything, generally.
I was not aware of this, failed my constitution roll, and have taken psychic damage
“we set up a pocket universe for our toy robot to run in, looped it a few billions times, and you wouldn’t believe what ways it found to fuck with the rules! we’re ever so shocked! :o” is a going staple in ML agent research for years now, these people are a parody upon themselves
remember that “agents in a physics sim” shit a few years ago (both early goog and openai, I think)? that strain of nonsense
(idly, didn't mean that aggressively. wrote it pre-coffee, but, yeah)
the Sneerclub, Whatever That Is:
- whisky tumbler
- 3 cubes of ice
- an unadvisably large amount of raspberry chocolate amarula poured in
sip or quaff as desired, while rereading that illustrious comment and staring in wonder that it was actually posted
those fucking asks, though
We therefore call upon advanced AI companies to commit to these principles:
That the company will not enter into or enforce any agreement that prohibits “disparagement” or criticism
subtooting the real openai, will the real openai please stand up
"pls mr openai will you not kill all my shares pls I believed so hard?"
That the company will facilitate a verifiably anonymous process for current and former employees to raise risk-related
"I believe I was unfairly edged out because of my beliefs and I want to speak to the manager"
That the company will support a culture of open criticism
oh yeah that sounds kinda good
and allow its current and former employees to raise risk-related concerns about its technologies to the public,
oh.
That the company will not retaliate against current and former employees who publicly share risk-related confidential information after other processes have failed.
"rlyrlypls mropenai, plsnotakeshaare. I believed so hard 🥹🥹🥹🥹"
can't just rush in with that kind of newfangled highfallutin' racism, amirite?! /s
“with a device he purchased to help her out” is such an extremely load bearing sentence in there
The whole goddamn example is batshit, but that one really did it for me
It continues to amaze me these people are real
Generic Postmodernist Theatrics
..is now canon
"what if my CEO god-king decides not to follow my plan" is a thesis even the worst startup founders have muddled through and I find it repeatedly funny as fuck that this mediocre monster of a man is hitting it
maybe it's indicative of other things? maybe he believed so hard in the plan that he misjudged felon's ability? maybe felon just conned him easily? extremely possible on multiple fronts, and still just as funny
imagine how fucking frustrated the little shitgoblin must be. it makes my angry heart flutter!