He should really be forced to watch vaginal birth from 10 cm away

Oh wow there's more than one out there? I don't think that one is ours but it's been a while since I graduated

Do you need to forge things where the materials are mined? Was there no interstate commerce in this universe?

I leave the TV on all day for the cats, I'm sure they're getting lots of useful data while they sleep in front of MASH reruns

Last i checked there's already a law like this in Texas that forbids businesses who work with the state from boycotting Israel, oil and gas companies, or gun rights groups

My favorite is recursive bad citations in the method section. As in, citing a paper that cited a previous paper that itself cited a previous paper that cited an abstract with no detailed methodology whatsoever, leaving the true methods a mystery unless you get the senior author to reply to emails.

Fucking autocorrect

I literally inherited a massive collection of these when my ex died because his family didn't want to deal with them. I tried to save one of each plug type but I couldn't store 50 lbs of adapters forever

I like pizza, but don't like cheese. Without cheese, the sauce gets dried out, so I order regular pizza and eat the toppings, then peel and discard the cheese before eating the rest. Sometimes I pile the toppings and reapply them to the cheese-free pizza afterwards.

Back in the day, I'd be thrilled to read something like this, but now all I hear is 'look at how many new ways the Google overlord can fuck humans up with protein mutations to eliminate fragile meat-based enemies'

Why? The dog did their job right, it was the handler that fucked up. If anything the dog is the least deserving of punishment in this scenario.

I could record my dad's hour-long Fox News-inspired rants and convert them into one-sentence hate speech tweets for a side gig if they're going to pay well for generating ragebait