They see me honkin’… they honkin’
Honkin' and tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty

There’s never been a safer assumption.

That’s beginning to feel like an understatement. We need a new type of hole to describe just how shit things are. A shit-Mariana Trench country, perhaps.

Yikes. They might’ve been jerks in the second Mighty Ducks movie but dang, they don’t deserve mosquitoes. Nobody does.

Yep, it’s disgusting how predatory churches can be. These pastors live opulent lifestyles without a single concern for the often poor, elderly, or otherwise vulnerable, people paying for it.

Nobody deserves to be taken advantage of like this just because they’re looking for some kind of meaning in life or a community to be a part of. That’s a basic human desire. Fuck anyone that would exploit that.

I want to live in a world with door to door dinosaur evangelists.

“Why yes, I would like to hear more about Ceratopsia. Come on in!”