My own mother encourages me to beat my kids, just like she did to me. And the bitch wonders why I don't answer her phone calls.

Who gives a shit

Ell eye em pee Bizkit is right here.

Check, check, check, check, check and check.

record scratch

Make sure you swallow them when you're done chewing.

Keep working at it and I know you can be a bigholder some day, champ.

I understand the joke and I agree with the sentiment, but it drives me fucking insane when people put the dollar symbol after the dollar amount.

Diddlin' Daddy never goes out of style.

I didn't know Bungie had a patent on space and triangles.

I'm from a long line of PBR myself.

After I had kids I found Satanism and became a communist. I have no idea what your friends are doing but they're doing it wrong.