Hearing someone tell me about their dream

If I'm not in it and nobody's having sex, I don't give a shit. It's your brain throwing out random nonsense and has no bearing on anything in reality. Keep it to yourself.

Either that or a Ponzi scheme victim

Turisas - Rasputin

Just in case you want to hear a metal cover of one of the silliest disco songs ever

We're in the "make no plans for the future because the ocean is no longer producing enough oxygen and there's no way to reverse it" phase. People being born right now might see the end of humanity as we know it.

I didn't do shit! I didn't rig shit!

Saying it’s still “early access” because there is a glitch in it is just ridiculous.

By that metric every single game ever released is in early access.

Also it's really easy to make friends while bouldering, especially if you find another group of people with the same skill level. Working problems together is great fun, but you still get to try the problem on your own.

Also fit climber men and women tend to be stupidly hot.